Darkness consumes us all.
install theme

namadia:

Let’s just forget I exist guys

Let’s not

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

(Source: the-yolocaust)

"In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it."

- Five People You Meet in Heaven (Mitch Albom)
beesandbombs:

orbiters

photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

"We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements."

  • Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
  • Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
  • Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
  • me: *does one sit-up*
  • me: *checks for abs*

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time