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patheticbae:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do 

loveindrunk:

My mom is probably around 4’7” and I just found out my dad is 4’11” no fucking wonder I’m …

I’m taller than both my parents ._.

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami)

nevver:

Art School Confidential

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage)

"There can be a difference between being a feminist who is also white and being a White Feminist (TM). The first kind, who is all about intersectionality and knowing she has white privilege, we’re cool with. The second kind, who thinks it’s okay to compare the white woman’s burden to things like slavery and who thinks it’s her mission to save brown women from brown men, not at all."

phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

"Just because I have my standards they think I’m a bitch."

- Diana Ross (via blackwomenconfessions)

About Me.

(via loveindrunk)

rnarisass:

popculturesavvyangel:

*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

DID YOU 

*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

PUT YOUR NAME

*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

IN THE GOBLET

*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

we’re never gonna get over this are we

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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